Is Charlie Sheen Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who will it be…Charlie Sheen, Jessica Simpson or LeAnn Rimes’ haters?
Vendredi heureux, kittens! All the silicone in Hollywood couldn’t block out the deafening noise of celebs acting kooky for Cocoa Puffs this week. Remember, pets, just because one is famous does not mean one is intelligent or sensible. In fact, in a city of idiots (we’re talking about sunny L.A.) all one has to do to attain fame is be the biggest idiot of all. Every week Mean Betty finds the top three over bleached, under read, bonehead nincompoops and brings them to you, her darling readers.
First runner up…
Charlie “Naked Cocaine Snorting In Public Is Fun” Sheen
Does Charlie Sheen realize that it isn’t the 80’s anymore? Being found in a bathroom stall of a restaurant in one’s birthday suit with cocaine all over one’s face is so two decades ago. He was trying to have sex with his “escort” that evening Capri Anderson, whose real name is Christina Walsh. Her parents must be so proud because she charges $12,000 for dates with famous men. Too bad she didn’t count on Charlie not having her money.
A source told RadarOnline, “Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn’t have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!” He’s a real class act, an ace, someone you want to bring home to your parents at Christmastime. After all, he loves snow so much.
Second runner up…