Is Heidi Montag Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who will it be… Heidi Montag, Jennifer Lopez or Robert Pattinson?
Just because the weekend has arrived doesn’t make Mean Betty any less mean, kittens. In fact, this week she’s particularly miffed by the annoying little members or Celebland. All they do is run around in their Prada, stumbling out of nightclubs dawn after dawn with the paps shining flashbulbs in their faces. It pains Mean Betty to narrow down all the morons of Tinsel Town to a mere few. However Mean Betty prevails once again with this week’s group of idiots.
First runner up…
Heidi “I’m Not Leaving That Pinhead” Montag
That’s right, poppets. After finally getting a centimeter of sense knocked into her big plastic head and filing for divorce from Spencer Pratt back in July, Heidi’s had a change of heart. She’s giving her PR stunt of a marriage another go. Why anyone would want to spend five minutes with Spencer, let alone “’till death do us part,” is beyond Mean Betty. Is he hung like an elephant or something? Mean Betty always imagined him to be more of an acorn-sized man … Maybe it’s just that Heidi is one big fat silicone-stuffed IDIOT.
Second runner up…