Is Snooki Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?
Who will it be… Snooki, Bill O’Reilly or Beyonce’s Drunk Impersonator?
It’s time for Mean Betty to bring you her top picks for Idiot of the Week, kittens. Celebs love running around stuffed to the brim with silicone and stumbling out of nightclubs dawn after dawn with the paps shining flashbulbs in their faces. Idiocy in Celebland is as prevalent as Lindsay Lohan in rehabs and prison. While it takes Mean Betty more than a few Grey Goose martinis to narrow down Tinsel Town’s idiot to a mere few, Mean Betty prevails once again with this week’s group of idiots.
Jersey Shore‘s resident oompa loompa was ripped to shreds on an episode of South Park that aired Wednesday night. Mean Betty couldn’t help but laugh out loud at Trey Parker and Matt Stone‘s depiction of Snooks — they made her into a fat, cellulite-filled, midget-sized orange monster with large, pointy ears, holding a jar of pickles, and wearing those raggedy-ass slippers. Throughout the episode, “Snooki” terrorizes the people of South Park, humping unsuspecting victims and saying in a demon-voice, “Snooki Smoosh!”
Mean Betty almost felt bad at how ruthless the show was on the pint-sized star, but Snooki proved Mean Betty should keep on laughing at her expense. After watching the episode, she tweeted, “snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we’ve officially made it.”
Does Mean Betty have to be the one to point out we weren’t laughing with her?