Is Tori Spelling Mean Betty's Idiot of the Week?

Or perhaps Britney Spears or Kim Kardashian deserves the title. You decide!
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Is Tori Spelling Mean Betty’s Idiot of the Week?

Or perhaps Britney Spears or Kim Kardashian deserves the title. You decide!

-Mean Betty

Tori Spelling

Hello there, kittens! For some reason this week’s biggest celebrity goofballs seem to come from the ladies side of the dance floor. Help Mean Betty crown this week’s winner … and don’t worry, Mean Betty is sure we’ll have a crop of stupid celebrity men to laugh about next week!

First up,  we have…

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling

Oh Mean Betty knows, everyone just LOVES Tori Spelling and her cute little family and Mean Betty is going to get all kinds of hate mail about this … BUT too bad. Really, kittens, the lack of nourishment must be going to Tori’s head as she desperately tries to draw attention to her new book, Uncharted TerriTORI. Mean Betty isn’t sure what’s more shocking: that Tori “wolfed down” three (count ‘em! THREE!) slices of pizza at a book signing (thus presumably imbibing her week’s allotment of calories) … OR that she claims to have spoken to the ghost of Farrah Fawcett.

It’s a toss up, no?

Oh wait, you missed that little psychic Farrah Fawcett episode? Apparently it’s all in the book (clearly a real page turner!) but Tori told Out magazine  that with the help of famous “psychic” John Edward, Tori communed with Farrah Fawcett’s ghost, and Farrah gave Tori cryptic messages to pass on to Farrah’s son and Ryan O’Neil.

Um, okay … wonder if she gave Tori any hairstyling tips? Will have to read the book to find out!

Read Tori Spelling Looks Good!

 Who’s up next?….


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0 thoughts on “Is Tori Spelling Mean Betty's Idiot of the Week?

  1. Ugh. Kim was the worst. She was the top story on Yahoo. Lame! Another story was the problem with sunspots, and how they could affect us. Yeah, COULD, but I think that is waaay more important than her and her new boyfriend. I think Yahoo is getting a bit shallow. Just saying.

  2. I will go with Brit Brit! She is not showing that she has changed her crazy ways contacting that jerk. I do like Tori. I’ve read all 3 of her books. Kooky at times but a fun read!

  3. can you say MEEEEEOW BETTY? j/k I usually don’t read the “tabloids” but pullllleeeze, John Edward? He’s an gen-u-ine as a 3 dollar bill! And if Tori can only nosh down 3 pieces of pizza, she’s definitely got some sort of holly-weird eating disorder! Okay, Who’s up next?

  4. How does Kim keep her eyelids open with all that lash-goop on ’em? And, as for that dress? Oh my, she looks like her boobs are gonna bust out (no pun intended). I’m sticking with Tori, so far….Next?

  5. Brit’s pose reminds me of that blond that does the gum advert, about trashy mouths…or like she just finished eating some bad tofu or whatever…..Brit and Kim, sighs,I gotta go with Tori, Sori-Tori!

  6. Kim, I have to say. For not knowing that if you don’t like looking at something (such as a mommy nursing), you can always turn your head the other way. That’s something other people have learned at a much younger age.

  7. kim wins!! that’s for sure one of the idiotic things i’ve heard in a while.
    but wtf betty you’re seriously talking about how she ate three pieces of pizza? that right there is pretty idiotic…

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