Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Have Already Renewed Their Wedding Vows
Already, Kim and Kris? Seriously?
You all remember the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries wedding, right? Crazy big affair? Happened on August 20? Which was, to be honest, rather recently? Riddle me this, then: Why on earth did Kim and Kris just renew their vows on television?
You heard me: They renewed their vows, and on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, nonetheless. On Tuesday, they swung by the show for an interview intended to air on Wednesday, and while they were there, they went through a mock wedding with Ellen serving as the officiant.
Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but renewing one’s vows is generally reserved for couples that have been married a pretty significant amount of time, right? Say, a decade or two? Kim. You got married A MONTH AND A HALF AGO. You shouldn’t feel the need to renew your vows just yet, because you JUST MADE THEM.
Of course, like everything involved in the Kardashian circus, this was probably a carefully planned (or not-so-carefully, depending on your level of cynicism) media gambit to squash the rumors that there’s been trouble in paradise ever since Kim and Kris’ wedding. Honestly, I can’t even imagine what it would be like to have your entire life be one gigantic PR stunt. How much would that suck? A lot. The answer is a lot.
Also, get a load of this: During her talk with Ellen afterwards, Kim said that if she had to do it all over again, she’d just elope. Kim, do you know what eloping means? It means running off without telling anyone. You, on the other hand, just had ANOTHER public wedding. ON TV. That is the OPPOSITE of eloping. Just sayin’.
Tell us: What do you think? Is this ridiculous, or is this ridiculous?
Lucia Peters is BettyConfidential’s associate editor.