5. SOCCER – Landon Donovan
If you’re going to date an athlete, he might as well be a star, right? Landon Donovan was our shining beacon of hope in 2010 after an overtime goal pushed America into the knockout round of the World Cup. The 28-year-old has also been married once before, so he knows what mistakes not to make a second time around.
6. TENNIS – Rafael Nadal
Rafael Nadal has everything Kim Kardashian desires. He’s young (24), sexy, Spanish, 6’1 – and the number one ranked tennis player in the world. So dreamy! They’d have such pretty babies, which is, you know, important and stuff.
7. WRESTLING – Mike ‘The Miz’ Mizanin
Could there be a more perfect couple than Kim K and The Miz? Both are 30, he fits her muscle and height requirement bill and he’s even a former reality star himself (he’s a former Real World star). Mike also happens to be the reigning champion of the WWE – which neither of Kim’s sisters can say about their respective men!