8. SWIMMING – Michael Phelps
What do Michael Phelps and Kim Kardashian have in common? Oh, that’s easy. They both adore bling (his gold was all earned at the Olympics, though) and naturally gravitate towards Las Vegas on their rare days off. The 25-year-old swimmer likes sexy girls and Kim likes athletic boys: it’s a win-win situation!
9. RACING – Lewis Hamilton
Uh-oh. History could totally repeat itself with Lewis Hamilton, who actually resembles Kim’s current boyfriend, Kris Humphries, and her ex, Miles Austin. This 26-year-old British Formula 1 driver has even dated Kim look-a-like Nicole Scherzinger, which means that as long as they’re simply gazing at one another, they should get along very, very well indeed.
10. RUGBY – The entire French rugby team
Mon dieu! Kim need not pick one French-speaking hottie when she could have the entire team at her disposal! Since she need not commit to one person right now (why buy when you can window shop for free, right?) we’ll throw out some names for Kim’s consideration: Alexis Palisson, Dimitri Szarzewski, Eliott Coti and Hugues Briatte are all prime examples of perfect Francais masculinity. Kim aimes les garcons sports, no?
Laura Schreffler is a former Daily News columnist now responsible for bringing you your daily dose of love advice at LoveTrekker.com.