Lady Gaga Offered Half-A-Million Dollars to Wear Gourmet Rib Bone Dress!
The fame monster is offered half-a-million to don couture ribs at the VMAs.
We thought the world of Lady Gaga couldn’t get weirder. We were wrong. The Bad Romance superstar has been offered half-a-million dollars by PigoftheMonth.com to wear a couture rib bone dress on the red carpet of the MTV Video Music Awards.
Say what? Yep, food sensation, PigoftheMonth.com officially placed their bid yesterday for Lady Gaga to don gourmet pork ribs at the infamous awards ceremony, which is set to air on August 28th. Described as “Breathtaking Bone Art,” the “couture” dress is being created by a recognizable fashion designer and will be revealed at the VMAs if Lady Gaga accepts their offer.
Let’s pretend that the fame monster does accept. What shoes will she wear? I vote for ham-and-cheese stilettos with mustard straps. What about accessories and makeup? Pig of the Month’s Marketing Director, Janice Bing, already has it all figured out. Of course, it would only be right to complete Gaga’s mouth-watering ensemble with some of Pork of the Month’s signature gourmet sauces. Not only will she reek of barbecue, Lady Gaga will be flavored in honey mustard and hickory smoked chipotle. Go figure.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that the Born the Way singer might actually accept this offer. She is famous for turning a head, or two, or a thousand with her strange – err, unique, red carpet choices. Let’s not forget her VMA Meat Dress, Grammy barbed wire gown, or her see-through lace ensemble at the Brit Awards last year.
Plus, wearing this dress would be for a great cause and we all know that Gaga is all about charity. If she accepts, this would be the first step in PigoftheMonth.com’s “Bones for Hunger” marketing campaign. For each rack of rib bones ordered and returned through the mail, Pig of the Month will donate dollars to starving artists. The dress would also be auctioned off to benefit charity.
According to Bing, this is just the exposure Pig of the Month needs to make their campaign a success. “This is the opportunity for the dress to be viewed by millions of people at once. The amount of time and detail that has been placed into this couture piece has really been worth it and it is absolutely breathtaking. It was custom made to fit Lady Gaga’s unique style,” she stated. “Our new marketing campaign is unique and original and those are the qualities that Lady Gaga continuously portrays. We definitely want her associated with the project.”
All I want to know is, will Lady Gaga leave BBQ stains on her chair at the VMAs if she has to walk to the stage to accept a Moonman? She’s nominated for three.
Tell Us: Do you think Lady Gaga will accept their offer and be finger licking good on the red carpet?
Evette Brown is a regular contributor to Betty Confidential.