Mean Betty: 15 New Year’s Resolutions Celebrities Need to Make
From Taylor Momsen to Charlie Sheen, Mean Betty knows what these notorious celebs could use in 2011!
Happy New Year, to those of you who aren’t drowning in a sea of champagne! Mean Betty does so appreciate her poppets taking time away from their drunken shenanigans respectable dinner parties to read up on her fabulous and foolproof resolutions for these silly sods.
Without further adieu – because Mean Betty has pink champagne of her own to daintily down – here is a list of celebrities who need a kick in the pants and a lifestyle reassessment. Keep those fingers crossed that 2011 does them some good!
Heidi Montag: To put more effort into her fake pouts. Who does she think she’s fooling?
Justin Timberlake: To write another album already, because Mean Betty is beginning to forget just what his whiny little voice sounds like.
Dina Lohan: To purchase a muzzle from Petco, they are rather fetching (har har!). Perhaps she could request one in spray-tan orange.