But somehow Mean Betty doubts that any of this will affect Ms. Jolie’s reputation. After all, nothing improves a star’s standing like being photographed in an impoverished country with innocent children, or adopting/bearing six adorable kids with the beauteous Brad Pitt (even if that union, too, began with the wrecking of Mr. Pitt’s marriage to that nice Jennifer Aniston). Who cares about the boyfriend’s blood! Everyone gets anorexia! She’s such a strong woman!
Pets, Mean Betty has never fallen victim to mass delusion popular opinion, and she’s not about to do so now. Is the release date of the biography timed to the release date of Salt? Is Ms. Jolie such a magnificent actress that she reveals some secrets so no one will think she is hiding any others?
There are no answers yet, darlings. But Mean Betty is sure of one thing: If the Oscar committee ever gives a Lifetime Achievement Award for the best off-stage performance, Angelina Jolie will undoubtedly be the happy recipient.