Mean Betty: Another Day, Another Naked Politician
Clearly, there needs to be a longer application process for smartphones.
Welcome back, loyal pets! The lovelies over at the New York Daily News must have known that Mean Betty was in need of a right giggle and an eye roll or two, judging by this little gem.
A New Jersey Democrat by the name of Louis Magazzu watched his decade-plus career as a Cumberland County official go down the tubes Tuesday morning when he abandoned ship due to the unveiling of a few lurid pics. Anthony Weiner anyone?
It turns out that the 53-year-old father of five had been sending nude photos (which were later posted on a Republican supporter’s website) to a Chicago based woman for several years.
Apparently, owning a smartphone means one must snap away at one’s genitalia and then go searching for a member of the opposite sex to delight in said naughty bits … not that Mean Betty would know anything about that, lambkins.
What is interesting is that Mr. Magazzu, who is separated from his wife, was sweet enough to mix things up for the gal on the other end of the line. Two of the photos proved that the man has decent taste in suits, so perhaps he was hoping that dinner-and-a-movie was a viable possibility?
“I did not know that she was working with an avowed political enemy to distribute these pictures,” Magazzu stated following his resignation. “I have retained counsel to determine what laws may have been broken by the unauthorized distribution of those pictures.”
Magazzu added that he has yet to meet the woman who Mean Betty has aptly dubbed Poor Dear. Guess the suit angle didn’t quite work out!
Oh, and speaking of politics and stupid men, have you heard the news pets? Hang on to your hats, Real Housewife fans …