Mean Betty: Are Things Looking Up for Lindsay Lohan?

Her post-jail interview may be worth $1 million and Kim Kardashian is her new best friend. Jail time could be the best thing that ever happened to LiLo!
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Mean Betty: Are Things Looking Up for Lindsay Lohan?

Her post-jail interview may be worth $1 million and Kim Kardashian is her new best friend. Jail time could be the best thing that ever happened to LiLo!

-Mean Betty

Lindsay Lohan

Yes, pets, Mean Betty has to hates to admit it but, alas, Mean Betty can’t stop reading about the latest Lindsay Lohan spectacle. And you know what? This jail sentence just may be the best thing ever to happen to the bedraggled starlet!

Oh no, no – don’t get Mean Betty wrong, kittens. Mean Betty isn’t talking about a “wake up call” or any of that Dr. Phil nonsense (Where IS Dr. Phil lately, anyway? One would think he’s have released a statement on the LiLo matter!). Mean Betty is pretty sure Lindsay isn’t going to have an epiphany in her jail cell and suddenly transform into the Natalie Portman-style of adult child star (can you see LiLo going vegan?). In fact Mean Betty is pretty sure she’ll take the Paris Hilton route: make a few statements about how humbled/grossed out she is by the whole experience, issue vague threats to descend on Africa, and then continue on her merry way.

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But what a merry way it will be! Why, Mean Betty reads in PopEater.com that LiLo could command a cool million dollars for her big post-jail interview. Poor Paris Hilton had to give it away for free, but now that she broke the ice Mean Betty is sure LiLo will be able to rake it in.

In fact – she better hope she doesn’t get out after a few days – the longer LiLo languishes behind bars, the better!


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  1. where does this kind of mindset begin? If I were facing jail time my first thought would be what an embarrassment for my family and then probably for my own safety – when did she start looking at even her complete failure as an attempt to make money? – oh – wait – I forgot who her parents are – shame on all three of them – please – pray for Lindsay’s little sister – hopefully she is learning a better lesson while watching this all unfold –

  2. It’s no longer Hollywood; it’s Scandalwood.

    In days of yore, when it was time for a “star” to fade, they did so with grace. Today, when actors/actresses feel their star is not shining brightly enough, they cling on until atmospheric conditions cause an explosion. Then everyone takes notice.

    Lindsay dear, your star is no longer shining and as a matter of fact, your light has burned out. Please act with grace; at least make your final act one with style.

  3. People like this only make interview money because people still buy magazines like People, and OK! Other than thinking it’s absurd and dangerous to do to anyone in her condition, I mean why not give her a parting gift of a handgun after the interview is done? The money will give her the means to further destroy or kill herself. Mom is a real piece of work.

    Does anyone else want to scream/barf when they see Michael “loser” Lohan being interviewed? Which seems to be every 5 minutes…

  4. Lindsey lohan is a spoiled brat…if anyone dumps more money on her she is gonna be worse. Come on somebody control this monster!
    At least her parents can do so but that family is the worst.

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