Mean Betty: Celebrating Your Birthday For A Month Is Not At All Tacky, Miley Cyrus!
She’s legal at last!
Dirty old men around the world are taking a collective sigh of relief this week, kittens. Little Miss Jailbait Miley Cyrus has (at long last) turned 18. And she’s celebrating for the entire month of November, darlings! For Miley, self-indulgence is an art form.
Newly Legal told Access Hollywood, “I have a birthday month I do the whole month of November. Thanksgiving, cake, [it’s] all about me on Thanksgiving!”
Mean Betty has a sneaking suspicion that in the world of the poptart, it’s all about Miley everyday, 365 days a year, pets.
Commandeering Turkey Day for your own birthday ruins everyone’s day off, Miley. Not that you care about anything other than partying and hitting da club as much as possible to celebrate your newly found power to vote. Mean Betty is sure that’s what all the B-Day hooplah is really about.
How long do you think it will be before she poses for Playboy, poppets? Two weeks?