Mean Betty's Celebrity Couple Update: Jake and Vienna and More

The latest on Jake and Vienna. Plus: Alicia Keys, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber ... never a dull moment in celebrity love land!
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Mean Betty’s Celebrity Couple Update: Jake and Vienna and More

The latest on Jake and Vienna. Plus: Alicia Keys, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber … never a dull moment in celebrity love land!

-Mean Betty

Jake and Vienna

Mean Betty can hardly keep up with the celebrities and their love lives these days, can you, kittens? It must be something in the summer air – or perhaps combining spray tanning with Botox creates some kind of special celebrity brain damage. Call Dr. Oz! As a public service, Mean Betty is bringing you the juiciest news from the celebrity love front…

Jake and Vienna

Of course, all eyes, for some unfathomable reason, are on Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi. Truly, pets, Mean Betty does not understand the fascination. Didn’t you darlings get enough of this kind of behavior in high school? No? Well, Mean Betty will give her beloved readers what they want … and the latest from this couple-no-more is that their “breakup special” on July 5th is going to involve a lot of crying, name-calling, punch-threatening, and other classy behavior. Set your TIVOS!

Mean Betty’s favorite part of this whole thing is that Vienna apparently accuses Jake of being a “fame whore.”

Speaking of fame whores, you might want to take a gander at TMZ’s delightful slideshow of photos featuring the ever-bashful Vienna on spring break in 2009. Here’s a little sample of what you’ll find…

Vienna Girardi

Nothing whorish about that, hmm kittens?

Next: Alicia Keys is either a homewrecker,
or a name-dropper, or both


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty's Celebrity Couple Update: Jake and Vienna and More

  1. kitty says:

    Ug I can’t stand Alicia Keys. Something about her jsut rubs me the wrong way. And I have NOTHING to say about Jake and Vienna … WHO CARES?

  2. violetgal says:

    I haaaaate reality TV!

  3. weetziebat says:

    Jeez, that PHOTO. Holy moly. I don’t know how she can show her face in public after that!!

  4. mothermeryl says:

    Alicia is awesome, but she’s never been forthcoming about her private life.

  5. sugarpie says:

    Can someone tell me what on earth Vienna’s parents had in mind when they named her Vienna? Please?

  6. FFlotus says:

    vienna is disgusting! i never watched that show but via joel mchale and the soup i figured out she was a wack job!

  7. StacieinAtlanta says:

    Maybe Vienna lost her contact???

    ;)

  8. sabrita says:

    Vienna’s middle name is Sausage thus the photo. She’s simply on the quest for the perfect sausage ( I mean soul mate).

  9. Jinxy says:

    I’m so glad that dopey show the Bachelor was finally exposed. The people they get are fake reality show Zlisters wanting to make it big – some break to be famous and wealthy. What we got were two of the most vapid, ignorant, grasping, idiotic examples of narcissism rarely seen outside of state sanitariums. Two thoroughly unlikeable people who now stand as shining examples of what a ridiculously phony show and cheesy concept that this show is. The costumes were torn away and what was exposed was pure ugly.

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