Mean Betty’s Celebrity Couple Update: Jake and Vienna and More
The latest on Jake and Vienna. Plus: Alicia Keys, Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber … never a dull moment in celebrity love land!
Mean Betty can hardly keep up with the celebrities and their love lives these days, can you, kittens? It must be something in the summer air – or perhaps combining spray tanning with Botox creates some kind of special celebrity brain damage. Call Dr. Oz! As a public service, Mean Betty is bringing you the juiciest news from the celebrity love front…
Jake and Vienna
Of course, all eyes, for some unfathomable reason, are on Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi. Truly, pets, Mean Betty does not understand the fascination. Didn’t you darlings get enough of this kind of behavior in high school? No? Well, Mean Betty will give her beloved readers what they want … and the latest from this couple-no-more is that their “breakup special” on July 5th is going to involve a lot of crying, name-calling, punch-threatening, and other classy behavior. Set your TIVOS!
Mean Betty’s favorite part of this whole thing is that Vienna apparently accuses Jake of being a “fame whore.”
Speaking of fame whores, you might want to take a gander at TMZ’s delightful slideshow of photos featuring the ever-bashful Vienna on spring break in 2009. Here’s a little sample of what you’ll find…
Nothing whorish about that, hmm kittens?
Next: Alicia Keys is either a homewrecker,
or a name-dropper, or both