Mean Betty: Hands Off Matthew Morrison, Gwynnie!
The Goopy one was spotted covering her face whilst out with Mr. Glee.
Did you watch the ACM Awards, pets? Truly it was a fun night, but the best part … we weren’t subjected to yet ANOTHER Gwyneth Paltrow musical performance! Mean was beginning to wonder if we would ever have the pleasure of a Gwynnie-free musical awards show. But now we know WHY Gwyneth was absent Sunday night — and no, it’s not because she isn’t a musician (when has that ever stopped her before?). Oh no … ‘twas because she was out and about with Matthew Morrison!
According to the Daily Mail, “The actress tried to hide from photographers as she was seen leaving the five-star Grosvenor House Hotel at 2 a.m. with the 32-year-old hunk.”
2 a.m.? What married mother of two is out with another man — “work friend” or not — at 2 in the morning? Mean Betty shudders to think what Mr. Mean would say if such a thing occurred.
(And by “Mr. Mean,” Mean Betty means Jon Hamm, in the future, when we finally comes to his senses and sweeps Mean Betty off her perfectly pedicured feet… sigh.)
Ug. Mean Betty’s tummy turns at the thought of Gwynnie getting her organic, wheat-free, eco-er-than-thou clutches into the adorable Matthew Morrison. Already there’s a rumor that Mrs. (emphasis on the MRS!) Goop is going to be hanging on the coattails of Matthew’s solo tour.
Quoth Matthew: “We’re talking about it, it’s just gonna be if our schedules match up. Elton’s really interested and Gwyneth’s interested as well.”
Mean Betty is sure she is!
Oh an by the way, here’s how Gwyneth Paltrow “hides”:
We can see you, Gwynnie.
Tell Mean Betty, darlings, would you go see a live concert with Matthew and Gwynnie? Or would you rather scratch your own nails across a chalkboard?