Mean Betty: Has Heidi Montag Completely Lost Her Mind?
Yes. Yes she has.
Darlings pets, Mean Betty knows Heidi Montag has never exactly been a shining example of intelligence and depth, but truly, Mean Betty fears the starlet blow-up-doll has really gone off the deep end. For real.
She has a face her own mother doesn’t even recognize because she’s butchered it so badly, and her body contains more silicone than human organs – but in Heidi’s delusional mind, she’s never looked better.
The following is what Heidi Tweeted with her plastic claws – ahem, excuse Mean Betty, hands:
“My last surgery was the BEST decision of my life! Anything else anyone says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie!”
“I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed, I love America and freedom!”
“I love me! And I love life! Every moment counts!!!!!!!! xoxoxo!”
and finally, this ominous note …
“You will get to know the true me and my REAL life VERY soon, under all my plastic haha! Not the Superficial “me” you read about and watch!!! (sic)”