The Soup‘s “Charlie Sheen’s Guide to Duh, Winning”:
“Charlie Sheen’s Guide to Duh, Winning: Make a lot of Money, Have the Career You Always Wanted, Get Sober in an Afternoon, Enjoy a Healthy Sex Life, and Fight Trolls in Middle Earth.”
Funny or Die’s “Jerry O’Connell Auditions for Two and a Half Men“:
“I like you, you’re a goddess… you are. I pay women to hang out, whatever else happens… I’m on a roll, people.”
Oh, Mean Betty hasn’t laughed that hard in a long time. Mean Betty wants more, more, more! Don’t you poppets?
Mean “Winning” Betty