Mean Betty: It's All Hannah Montana's Fault, Right Billy Ray Cyrus?

Billy Rays says the Disney show "Destroyed my family.” Nothing like a little parental round of "pass the buck”!

Mean Betty: It’s All Hannah Montana’s Fault, Right Billy Ray Cyrus?

Billy Rays says the Disney show “Destroyed my family.” Nothing like a little parental round of “pass the buck”!

-Mean Betty

Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus

Mean Betty’s heard all about alter egos and actors throwing themselves into a part, but when she heard that Billy Ray Cyrus is blaming Hannah Montana for all the problems the Cyrus family is facing, Mean Betty got jealous! Why can’t Mean Betty get her own TV show so she can blame everything on it her?!

Billy Ray Cyrus is such a paragon of parenthood that he looked at himself squarely in the mirror and decided that Hannah Montana is really Miley’s evil twin responsible for the Fall of the Cyruses! Yes! His divorce, Miley’s drinking, drugging, smoking, tattooing, um, over-enthusiasm about being a multimillionaire teenager … it’s all the blond headed evil twin’s fault!

Billy Ray sat down recently with the good therapists at GQ  and laid his soul bare. Oh, my little ewe lambs, he held nothing back! He told the mag that he wishes he had never pushed baby Miley into the show: “I hate to say it, but yes, I do. I’d take it back in a second.”

“It destroyed my family,” he tells GQ. “I’ll tell you right now — the damn show destroyed my family. And I sit there and go, ‘Yeah, you know what? Some gave all.’ It is my motto, and guess what? I have to eat that one. I some-gave-all’d it all right. I some-gave-all’d it while everybody else was going to the bank. It’s all sad.”

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Mean Betty is confused. Who exactly was going to the bank? Who gave it all’d?

No kittens, Billy Ray doesn’t blame himself for turning himself into a second banana to his daughter’s fame. Doesn’t every parent long to relieve themselves of parental responsibility so his child can be the bread winner — oops, Mean Betty’s fingers slipped, she meant friend. That’s right, kittens; Billy Ray just wanted to be Miley’s BFF!

But poor Billy Ray! He told GQ that when anything goes wrong in Miley’s life, he’s always being blamed, dagnabbit!

“Every time something happened in Miley’s career, every time the train went off the track, if you will—Vanity Fair, pole-dancing, whatever scandal it was—her people, or as they say in today’s news, her handlers, every time they’d put me… ‘Somebody’s shooting at Miley! Put the old man up there!’ Well, I took it, because I’m her daddy, and that’s what daddies do. Okay, nail me to the cross, I’ll take it….”

Don’t you hate it when your kid’s “handlers” try to blame things on you?

“All those people around, they used me every time. It became so obvious that, man, no matter what happens, they’re going to put you up there and let you take the bullet,” he goes on.

Hmm. Perhaps that’s because you’re her PARENT and, along with your nitwit wife, are supposed to be responsible for your daughter?

Billy Ray seems to have forgotten that the entire family was on set during that infamous Vanity Fair shoot!

Speaking of handlers, Billy ray now complains that Miley’s “got a lot of people around her that’s putting her in a great deal of danger.” Bad grammar aside, let’s review: Billy Ray set his daughter up to make a ton of money, then she went and hired people to say “yes” to her little whims when he really wanted to say “no.”

Is it possible to roll ones eyes in print? Imagine Mean Betty doing so now.

“I know she’s 18, but I still feel like as her daddy I’d like to try to help,” babbles Billy Ray. “Take care of her just a little bit, to at least get her out of danger. I want to get her sheltered from the storm. Stop the insanity just for a minute.”

Too little, too late, “Dad.”


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  1. Disney never told you to never tell your little brat “no” They didn’t tell you to let her boyfriend movie into the family home while Miley was still under age. They didn’t tell you to LET her wear inappropriate things and do photo shoots with questionable photos. When she started sending texts and photos of her in her undies when she was 15-16..did Disney say..”let her keep her cell phone”? All that is your responsibility. Not Disney, not her tutors, not her butt kissing yes men..You and Tish. She is now making her own bad choices that she will pay for sown the line but the two of you set her on that path when you made your CHILD the breadwinner in your family.

  2. At least he regrets the decision, pretty soon he can be like Britney’s dad and take charge of Miley’s affairs once she really goes off the track since that is the way she is headed.

  3. Kinda like closing the barn door after the horses have gotten out Billy? Billy really needs 2 stop passing the buck.He allowed it all 2 happen bc he was scared 2 hurt her career at the expense of HELPING his daugther be a child and have accountability for her actions.He &Tish were 2 busy making BUSINESS DEALS 2 see that they were selling their daughters innocence& leading her down a slippery dangerous road.A CHILD with millions of dollars, WEAK parents and a team of “yes men”…never a good idea. It was a disater waiting to happen!! Do you see Raven Symone swinging from poles, wearing shorts shorts, smoking, drinking…she has access 2 just as much excess…Guess her parents were too busy KEEPING her on the right path..And it didnt stop her from making millions! Its all about choices and Billy made all the wrong ones AS A PARENT. As a business man, hes pretty darn smart. he just wasnt smart enought 2 put parenting ahead of business.It takes a strong parent(s) to be an advocate for their children when the industry big wigs r waving 6 figure deals in ur face and telling mom/dad u will hurt their kids career(your SOLE source of income…)if you DONT do this or that.Billy made a choice.He didnt want an ordinary life..he could have taken a stand on issues or WALKED AWAY. But he wanted an extrodinary life so he said yes to everything.Dont boo-who now…Too late now!

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