Mean Betty: Justin Timberlake Cheats on Jessica Biel With a Less Hot Chick

Is Justin Timberlake cheating on Jessica Biel with Olivia Munn?

Mean Betty: Justin Timberlake Cheats on Jessica Biel With a Less Hot Chick

Another day, another cheater in Celebland.

-Mean Betty

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

It’s official, kittens. Every single man in Hollywood has lost the inability to keep his winky in his pants. Mean Betty wonders if they put Spanish Fly in the Starbucks coffees out in Tinsel Town. Even though Justin Timberlake has the drop dead gorgeous Jessica Biel for a girlfriend he couldn’t help his naughty bits from bumping with another woman’s. His package has a mind of its own. Mean Betty wonder’s if Justin’s pecker can dance like the rest of him? She bets it can.

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The latest issue of Us Weekly reports the 369th celebrity-cheating occurrence for the year 2010. Mean Betty just made that number up because it has “69” in it and it makes her giggle—and Mean Betty never giggles. If all these cheating men can act like immature fools, then so can Mean Betty. Justin reportedly had a three-day rompfest with Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn in September. Mean Betty is just going to say it… WTF?! Standing next to Jessica, Olivia looks like a deformed raccoon. It isn’t that she’s not cute, but Jessica could fry an egg on her perfectly sculpted tush, pets.

Olivia Munn

An insider tells the tab Justin, “has been telling people it’s over with Jessica, even though “the reality is he’s just doing it behind her back.” While camp Timberlake is denying the reports, Mean knows better. After all, tabloids are never ever wrong. Right, poppets?

There is something far more upsetting about this situation other than Justin cheating on his girlfriend, little lambs. If he wanted some side tail, why didn’t he just call Mean Betty? That would have been a far more logical choice, n’est pas?

xo,

Mean Betty


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty: Justin Timberlake Cheats on Jessica Biel With a Less Hot Chick

  1. CityLady212 says:

    Biel is SO gorgeous!!! i don’t buy it.

  2. violetgal says:

    Ugh, I think she’s soooo beige! There is nothing interesting about her.
    Love you Justin!

  3. akseymour says:

    She’s also probably not the first girl he’s done this with.

  4. whammy says:

    Im sorry, but olivia munn is EASILY in the same league as jessica biel. and her personality blows biels away. only bad thing about her is that she sleeps with lameziods like timberlake

  5. IndyPassionLady says:

    Justin is an idiot. There said it.

  6. vdub4 says:

    They are both lovely girls. Not surprised. Recently a friend said to me, “I don’t understand why Olivia Munn is on The Daily Show…she’s not that funny.” I laughed and said, “She’s probably having sex with someone important.” Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!

  7. shaleeee says:

    BIEL….Sorry girls she’s sexless….I know why he cheated….he already has one foot out the door..

  8. littlequeenie29 says:

    OMG, you are just hilarious. Personally I think both are gorgeous but Justin Timberlake is just a cheater through and through. He has a g/f for about 4 yrs and then moves onto the next. She needs to just dump the idiot.

  9. ifuaskme2 says:

    ever thought Jessica may have gotten stingy? I think the comments about Olivia are cruel. She’s beautiful and its not her fault Justin lied (if he did).

  10. BrightLightGirl says:

    You’d actually boink a guy THAT FUGLY, Mean Betty???!!! Wow, you’ve got REALLY BAD TASTE, ’cause HE’S REPULSIVE! I’d laugh in his face if he hit on me! And, Olivia’s prettier than Jessica – not that cheating is ever OK, it’s alway LAME, LAME LAME!

  11. NaptownCutie says:

    Justin is sexy, and its mostly because he can dance. He’s not one of my top celebrity picks to “get with”, though.

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