Mean Betty: Katy Perry and The Idiots!

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Mean Betty: Katy Perry and The Idiots!

No one is smart enough for our little songstress.

-Mean Betty

Katy Perry

Kittens, Mean Betty simply must pause today and thank Katy Perry, the celebrity gift that keeps on giving. Whenever Mean Betty thinks that the diminutive pop star has done something so colossally stupid that nothing can surpass it, she does! Talent like that doesn’t just happen, sweethearts. It is achieved after years of working at such challenging tasks as labeling oneself a Christian while appearing nude on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Now, though, Ms. Perry has once again topped herself by calling the people who work for her record label “idiots.” What could earn mere humans such scorn from our pop goddess? Why, they didn’t want to release a single called “Peacock,” because it might remind listeners of a man’s naughty bits.

While Mean Betty does think this is being a little too careful, it is the job, darlings, of record-company executives to raise all possible objections—and then to abide by the decision of the “artist” because the “artist” is after all the company’s cash cow most important voice.

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But Ms. Perry is apparently unaware of how to conduct an adult professional conversation. “I was like, ‘You guys are idiots.’” Such a graceful, perceptive remark! But we have come to expect no less from our Katy.


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty: Katy Perry and The Idiots!

  1. She says what she thinks (idiots is a good word for people who think a bird = balls) and who cares if she calls G-d dude, at least she believes he exists. I don’t agree with her taste in men but i enjoy her as an entertainer, she is fun.

  2. Yeah, not the best thing to say to your employer but she has a bit of a point. When I read that sentence it took me a minute to realize what they meant by peaCOCK. I guess maybe that’s me for using the anatomical names.

  3. Katy Perry’s lyrics are not subtle – I would imagine when you hear the lyrics in context of the rest of the song – there’s probably no mistaking it. But why is the term “Peacock” or references to male naughty bits worse than Lady Gaga singing about wanting to “take a ride on your disco stick” or 50 cent singing about going to the candy shop and letting girls lick his lollipop. None of these lyrics are subtle and all obvious references to men’s naughty bits. Heck, rappers sing about raping women and that’s apparently okay. Why the sudden conservatism from the record company? Just what were the other lyrics to this song???

  4. From Katy Perry’s website…

    Some of her very subtle lyrics…LOL

    Love you, Mean Betty!

    Your peacock, cock
    Your peacock, cock, cock
    Your peacock

    Verse 2
    Skip the talk, heard it all, time to walk the walk
    Brake me off, if you bad, show me how’s the boss
    Need some goose, if you lose, come on take a shot

    Pre-Chorus
    I want the jaw droppin, eye popin, head turnin, body shockin
    (Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)
    I want my heart throbbin, ground shakin, show stoppin, amazin
    (Uh, uh, oh, Uh, uh, uh, oh)

    Chorus
    Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
    Don’t be a chicken boy, stop acting like a beeotch
    I’ma peace out if you don’t give me the pay off
    Come on baby let me see
    What you’re hiding underneath
    Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?
    What you’re waiting for, it’s time for you to show it off
    Don’t be a shy kinda guy I’ll bet it’s beautiful
    Come on baby let me see
    Whatchu hidin’ underneath

    I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
    Your peacock, cock
    Your peacock, cock, cock
    Your peacock
    I wanna see your peacock, cock, cock
    Your peacock, cock
    Your peacock, cock, cock
    Your peacock

    Oh my good no exaggeration
    Noy all this time was worth the waiting
    I just shared a tear
    I’m so unprepared
    You’ve got the finest architecture
    And on the rainbow looking treasure
    Such a sight to see
    And it’s all for me

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