Mean Betty: Kim K., Little Miss Skeevy
Kim, enough already with the nude pics.
Hello, darlings! As you know, Mean Betty is a worldly girl and used to many risqué “entertainment” acts. But Miss Kim Kardashian has gone too far this time. Mean Betty was positively traumatized by the sight of the bulbous-butted starlet in silver paint—and nothing else—for a shoot in W magazine. (Mean Betty believes that once upon a time, W was a fashion publication, but that doesn’t seem to be the case anymore.)
After seeing these “fashion” photos, Mean Betty is compelled to ask: Does Kim ever think about anything but sex? How about love, fun, knowledge, adventure, pain, sorrow and life itself? Or does she look at her hot self in her hot mirror and think that there’s yet another day of hot sex ahead? And then there will be sex in the evening, and after that, another day of sex to look forward to!
So, darlings. Are you tired of the word sex yet? So is Mean Betty. There is such a thing as too much of a good thing. It’s like having five slices of birthday cake. Eventually, it just gets disgusting cloying . Admit it, dear hearts: After seeing Miss Kim’s 100th “edgy” photo shoot, don’t you want to pop The Sound of Music in the DVD player? Don’t PBS documentaries start to sound interesting to you? Isn’t it time you sat down with Little Women and read it all the way through?
Actually, the ubiquity of Miss Kim’s flesh (that means it’s everywhere, sweethearts) might make us all find new interests or skills. Such a good thing for us all to do! Kim might take a cue from Mean Betty and her poppets—and start finding a new skill for herself before she gets older and “sex” turns into a very, very bad joke.