Mean Betty: Kim Kardashian Won a New Award!
Kim Kardashian’s the lucky one; she won the Most Ill-Mannered Person Award of 2011!
– Mean Betty
Fresh on the heels of Barbara Walters public pronouncement that “You cannot trust the Kardashians,” on the Late Show with David Letterman:
…the National League of Junior Cotillions (NLJC) has released their list of the Best Mannered People of 2011. They also released their list of the Most Ill Mannered People of 2011. Well kittens, guess which list Kim Kardashian made? Kimmy actually topped the list of the Most Ill-Mannered People of 2011. And how did she achieve that honor? According to the NLJC it’s “for making a private matter public and disrespecting the institution of marriage.”
NLJC National Director Elizabeth Anne Winters explained her choices in a statement, “The annual selections are based on the demonstration of dignity, honour and respect.”
Well, kittens, do you think any of the Kardashians, any of them at all, are even vaguely familiar with the words dignity, honor or respect? No? Well kittens, neither does Mean Betty.
When Meanie told the pool boy the latest Kim K news, he wanted to know if the Kardashians were going to throw a party for Kim’s newest achievement. Meanie does understand why she hired the pool boy and it wasn’t for his brains. She scratched her head and tried to explain to him that it wasn’t an accolade or a bright shiny trophy. But he was too busy surfing the web looking for a tux to pay attention.
Somehow the butler already knew about it. He’s sneaky and seems to always be plugged into the news way ahead of Meanie. Just as she was about to drop the bomb, he whipped out a pitcher of margaritas health tonics from behind the bar. He’s so thoughtful that way. They then toasted the circus that is the Kardashians.
And kittens, don’t think that this tiara of bad behavior will stop Kim, Khloe, Kourtney or any other Kardashian from signing another endorsement deal, reality show, modeling contract or anything else that will make them scads of money. Judging from the new pricey Sears commercials that showcase the girls’ “fashions” and their various upcoming collaborations, including brother Rob’s new stint as a sock designer, they’re an unstoppable force … much like athlete’s foot. Once you get athlete’s foot, the fungus is almost impossible to get rid of. Just ask Kris Humphries!