Mean Betty: Levi Johnston for Mayor!
Have you heard the news? Levi’s running for office! We’re all saved!
Wonderful news, pets! We have a solution to our nation’s problems … Levi Johnston is entering the wonderful world of politics!
We can now rest easy that our nation’s troubles will soon be solved. You know, kittens, Mean Betty has always said we should look to our youth for leadership –and lo and behold! This fine young man is answering the call of service.
Or – well – something like that. He’s actually answering the call of Reality TV Stardom … and is in fact shopping a show pilot delightfully titled Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office … but it’s all the same thing, right pets? And isn’t it sweet how Levi wants to follow in the footsteps of his ex-future mother in-law baby grandma Sarah Palin?
Can the Governor’s office, a Vice-Presidency tap, and a gig as Fox host be far behind?!
What’s that, darlings? You think Levi (or, rather, his puppet master / manager Tank Jones) has motives other than altruism for this sudden interest in politics? You think perhaps this has more to do with the dream of a reality show about the newlywed Levi and Bristol going up in smoke, and less to do with Levi wanting to dedicate his life to public service?
Rest assured! Jones gravely informs us, “People questioned Jesus Christ, so I definitely don’t care about these mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston.”
Hear that, you mere mortals?! No matter what the Doubting Thomases might say, Levi will stay true to Levi. Jones says, “He’s going to keep on doing his thing. He was going to do this, even if this wasn’t a reality show.”
Clearly Senator Brown paved the way for nude centerfolds to take high office – and we thank you for that, Scott!
Mean Betty is pondering a move to Wasilla in order to have the privilege of casting a vote for Levi! But who know … maybe a move isn’t needed … 2012 is right around the corner!