Mean Betty: Mariah Carey Pregnancy Rumor Wields Its Ugly Head… Again

The rumor that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting just won't die.

Mean Betty: Mariah Carey Pregnancy Rumor Wields Its Ugly Head… Again

Glittery fetuses are pretty!

-Mean Betty

Mariah Carey

Mean Betty is confused, kittens. How is it even possible for Mariah Carey to get pregnant? A) She’s at least 65-years-old and B) Isn’t she a tranny? Since when can behemoth boys who dress in drag reproduce?

These scientific factors aside, HollyBaby is reporting that Mariah and her hubby Nick Cannon are four months pregnant. So now Mariah will have two babies if you count little Nicky as her first. This is at least the tenth time in the past four months some source close to the couple has given an exclusive report that the butterfly-obsessed-bimbo-who-now-makes-Christmas-albums-for-a-living is with child.

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Mean Betty doesn’t know about you, pets, but she is tired of these false alarms already. Can’t everyone just wait a few more months to find out? Mean Betty promises that you will all know for sure if you demonstrate just a hair of patience. You see, little lambs, the crazy thing about getting pregnant is—eventually a baby arrives. Funny how that works. Every time Mariah shows a bit of her blubber the media gets its panties in a major bunch only to find out they were wrong, yet again.

There is a reason for her weight gain, poppets. No, she hasn’t taken to popping Cheetos a la Britney Spears. Mariah took fertility drugs to get pregnant, according to an insider, who says, “the fertility drugs were the reason for her weight gain earlier this year.” Oh, so that’s how trannies get pregnant. Pardonnez moi, but Mean Betty has to go call RuPaul immediately and tell him the good news.


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty: Mariah Carey Pregnancy Rumor Wields Its Ugly Head… Again

  1. At last, Mean Betty shows her true colors. She’s truly mean, vicious, nasty and cruel. AND WRONG!!!!!! Mariah Carey announced her pregnancy today. She’s due in the spring. Good for her. Congrats and best wishes.

  2. I totally agree with dragons remarks. Mean Bettys comments were uncalled for and cruel. She is pregnant. Why aren’t you happy for her Mean Betty? What are your issues? So what Nick is younger what does age have to do with anything? Your nasty remarks will certainly come back to haunt you. Treat people the way you want to be treated with kindness and respect.

  3. Why on earth are you calling her old and at least 65? She’s ONLY 40!! That’s still quite young! And any woman can easily get pregnant at 40! And all this stuff about being a tranny? I’ve never heard anything like that about her. She’s got the most perfect figure on the planet, (if I could have anyone’s body, it’d be HERS,) and a woman couldn’t be more feminine, so could you please explain yourself? And no, I’m not a fan of hers at all, I can’t stand that sappy flowery music and singing, but my god, she’s still a beautiful woman and person!

  4. She calls herself Mean for a reason. I think her comments are hilarious. I’m not a big Mariah Carey fan. Now, not only does she not know whether she Black or white, now she can’t make up her mind whether she’s pregnant or not. DECISIONS….DECISIONS!!!!

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