Mean Betty: Miley Cyrus Is Not Giving Us a Tour!
Miley says, “Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love…”
Kittens, Mean Betty is spilling over with deep feelings of empathy for Miley Cyrus. Meanie does mean that most sincerely. It’s like Meanie was telling the butler, if a margarita feels unloved, it just won’t taste good.
My little ewe lambs, Mean Betty heaved a big, huge, country rock/pop star sigh of sympathy when she heard that Miley Cyrus won’t be touring the big ole US of A!
Yes, my doves it’s true! Miley spoke to the good people of Fox News and said, “I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not. Right now I just want to go to the places where I am getting the most love and Australia and South America have done that for me.”
She’s kicking off her Gypsy Heart tour on April 27th in South America. Sadly, Miley can barely say “hola!” She told Fox News, “I actually failed Spanish so I will have someone with me making sure I can get through my way.”
Well, kittens, if I had a sex doll created in my image, a dad who like to go on national TV and talk about family issues, a mom who dressed younger than me…wait, there’s more…friends who uploaded videos of me getting high, only getting attention at the Grammys when you crash Willow Smith’s interview…dear me, I must be forgetting something. Anyway kittens, poor Miley’s just not feeling the love of her US fans right now. Silly me, could it be because she keeps doing everything she can to alienate them?
Meanie did an informal poll at her palatial estate. She scientifically asked the same question to the butler, the pool boy, the gardener, the cat, the dog and the parrot. “Would you go to a Miley Cyrus concert?” The butler wanted to know how much Meanie would pay him to go to it. The pool boy asked if there was candy at the concert. The gardener replied only if she has weeds. Um, should Mean Betty be concerned about the gardener? And the animals refused to answer on the grounds it may incriminate them.
Did Meanie mention that Miley’s new single, Every Rose Has Its Thorn was released in Australia, but not here? She’ll be singing that tune Down Under in concert, but, sigh, sigh, sigh, we won’t get the opportunity to hear it live here. She will, of course, be releasing her new CD, Can’t Be Tamed, here. How else is she going to buy jet fuel?