Mean Betty: Of Course Kelly Bensimon Believes a Psychic!
Mean Betty is sure unicorns and UFOs aren’t far behind.
Mean Betty is all for thinking outside the box, kittens. Why, just the other day, Mean Betty considered putting strawberries in her martini instead of olives. Crazy, right?
But, there’s one thing Mean Betty just can’t wrap her head around, and that is the concept of psychics. My pets, there’s nothing less appealing (or believable) to Mean Betty than sitting with a woman who looks like an extra from a bad Disney movie and having her pretend to know what the future holds for Meanie. Sorry, but Mean Betty ain’t buying what you’re sellin’, especially when the majority of your industry is available only through a 1-800 number or seedy, run-down shops in bad neighborhoods.
Alas, there are people more gullible than Mean Betty… people like Kelly Bensimon. The Real Housewives of New York star was in Morocco filming an episode for the show when she got the chance to meet with a psychic at a birthday party.
The experience was clearly enlightening.
“The psychic in French tells me I think too much, and that I am going to get married and I am going to have a baby,” Bensimon said. “This year, I’m not going to have a baby but I’m going to be pregnant and I’m going to get married… I’m on it. I’m like, ‘Okay, I’m doing my work. I have to start.'”
Is it just Mean Betty, kittens, or did Kelly manage to get crazier? In her mind, whatever a psychic says will absolutely, 100 percent happen. Oh, and having a baby and being pregnant are two completely different things.
She thinks too much? Really?
Mean Betty may not believe in psychics, but she sure as sugar believes in therapists. Perhaps that’s the specialist Kelly should meet with next, right my pets?