Mean Betty on Brad Pitt's Beard

The world can finally exhale; the Pitt beard is no more!
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Mean Betty on Brad Pitt’s Beard

The world can finally exhale; the Pitt beard is no more!

-Mean Betty

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PRAISE BE and THANK YOU Brad Pitt for trimming that scraggly beard.

Brad made Mean Betty’s Monday morning by finally taking the hedge clippers to his unruly and unattractive facial pubes.

Mean Betty actually thought for a moment that Brad’s fugly beard was for a role, pets, but she was sadly mistaken. He told Us Magazine, “It’s boredom. No other reason than that.”

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Oh, yes, Mean can see how things would get boring around the Jolie-Pitt household. However, just because you have 10 zillion kids who look strikingly like a United Colors of Benetton ad doesn’t give you an excuse to be that lazy.

Hacking the beard was the smartest move Brad’s made since leaving that baby-food eating Jen Aniston for the sultry Angelina Jolie.

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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Brad Pitt's Beard

  1. wonder why he’s not bored any more – Angie better worry – after all – last time he got bored he cheated on Jen with her……..

    def like it better trimmed –

  2. hey what’s with the Jen Aniston crack? he was quite the hottie and not so worn down when he was with her. Angelina has totally sucked the life out of once one of the sexiest men alive!

  3. Am I the only woman that thinks he looked good with beard?
    I have an issue with men that spend too much time in front of the mirror. It’s my freakin mirror; back off.

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