Mean Betty on Bristol Palin
Sarah Palin’s daughter has deep thoughts!
Can someone tell me, darlings, why Bristol Palin won’t go away? First there’s her anti-pregnancy campaign, then there’s Dancing with the Stars, and now she’s commenting on a possible “Tea Party” conspiracy.
Like Sarah Palin, Bristol doesn’t hesitate to offer instant opinions and she isn’t bothered by inconsistency. Let us examine her response in an E! interview this week when she called ex-boyfriend Levi Johnston “misguided,” adding, “But at least he’s going to finish his education.” Meow! Mean Betty’s advice: don’t be snarky in public about the father of your child, darling. It’s just tacky.
And then Bristol, who’s apparently inherited some of her mother’s slipperiness flexibility when it comes to answering concrete questions, said, “We broke up after Tripp was born. I’m over it.” Did the brilliant Bristol forget that little magazine cover, well after Tripp was born, saying that she was engaged to little Levi? Or was that just a story designed to get some “publicity”? Mean Betty will leave that to you to answer for yourselves, poppets.
But the best part of the interview came when Bristol put on her thinking cap to conclude that no, there is absolutely no Tea Party conspiracy to keep her in the running on DWTS by phoning in lots of votes. “Think of all the people who hate my mom!” she says, explaining that that will balance it out. Of course, many people may simply not consider it worth their while to phone in to a cheesy reality show with the purpose of voting against the daughter of a former governor of Alaska.
Naturally, she gushed about DWTS, where she has lasted beyond all reason despite, er, clunky dancing. “I work my butt off,” she said. She called Mark Ballas, the dance professional who’s working with her, a “friend”, denying any rumors of a romance between them.
Whatever. Mean Betty only hopes that Bristol Palin will not be the last “dancer” standing in the DWTS finale. In fact, could someone declare that the show is officially over for this season? Please?