Mean Betty on Celebrity Beach Disasters
Heidi Montag’s massive honeydews, Val Kilmer’s cowboy gut and Gerard Depardieu’s Birthday suit.
It’s Memorial Day, kittens. Mean Betty knows that, alas, this holiday is more about getting to go to the beach on a would-be workday rather than the troops. (Sorry boys and girls). Thus, she felt it her patriotic duty to bring you three celebs in their beach-going (or lack thereof) attire that will make you laugh, cry and shudder in fear. And hopefully put your mind back where it belongs.
Now, Mean Betty understands that people come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Mean Betty would never discriminate against a person for anything they have no control over. That would be unfair of —and Mean Betty is always fair, right pets? But when celebs steps out in all their hot mess glory on purpose, then all is fair game in love and trash talking, n’est pas?
Bring on the celebrity beach bonanza!