Mean Betty on Celebrity Beach Disasters

Heidi Montag's massive honeydews, Val Kilmer's cowboy gut and Gerard Depardieu's Birthday suit.
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Val Kilmer

Val Kilmer

Is that the Naked Cowboy who hangs in Times Square? Nope, it’s Val Kilmer! What happened to Batman? Did he give birth recently or simply swig back too many Buds while baking on the beach?

If this is what cowboys look like these days then Mean Betty will stay far away from any ranches.

And with this next celeb nightmare, she may have to stay away from the beach too …

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  1. danggirl says:

    Oh Heidi, Heidi, Heidi.

  2. kitty says:

    My eyes are burning! MY EYES! MY EYES!

  3. CityLady212 says:

    Holy boobs heidi!!! ewwwww

  4. ThedaVelo says:

    Actually, silicon boobs sink. And then poor Heidi would be bottoms up. ;)

  5. jessica03 says:

    wow heidi….

  6. shopaholic says:

    Heidi needs an intervention. When is Val due?? Is he carrying twins?

  7. Yay heels says:

    OMG! Looking at Gerard, I think I’m gonna be sick.

  8. Fashionista says:

    Now I need to go poke my eyes out. Thaaaanks Mean Betty

  9. shamrockblonde says:

    at first I was speechless – and then I realized that when I don’t look my best, the LAST place you will catch me is in public in a bathing suit – or less – so go me for having more class – and way more sense – than these overpaid, clueless ego maniacs –

  10. Dancingbabe413 says:

    Ew. It’s like a bunch of balloons jumped in her chest, and then some one took a bedazzler to it. Not a pretty site. Way too much fake-ie-ness for me. I think I speak for everyone, aye?

  11. Dancingbabe413 says:

    Oh my God. Gerard made me go blind. I think I may be sick to my stomach. Excuse me. lol

  12. rubyshoesday says:

    Holy Crap! Looking at her ‘girls’ they seem awkward in size, and one has shiny-tight skin…or is it her bikini top that is out of place? The blonde hair is a witch to deal with. The process takes hours, and may put her in a wig before she’s 35. Oh well…these ‘stars’ today want what they want when they want it.
    As for the gentlemen in this article, yikes!

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