Mean Betty on Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent’s Romance
Is this a PR stunt or a joke?
All long-lasting relationships begin with a Tweet, right kittens? It’s what little girls fantasize about when they picture how they will meet the man of their dreams.
Hollywood’s latest couple proves once and for all that romance is truly is dead and the art of seduction has been reduced to digitally mind vomiting one’s thoughts about the opposite sex. Enter Chelsea Handler and rapper 50 Cent’s latest rompfest… or speculation of it, rather.
It all began when 50—who’s been shot at more times than Chelsea’s gotten horizontal—tweeted, “I love me some chelsea handler.” Chelsea responded by tweeting a photo of a black doll and a blonde doll together in an intimate position with the caption, “Oh, dear.”
If this is how relationships are made Mean Betty fears for the future of not only her love life, but also all of yours, pets.