Mean Betty On Chelsea Handler’s Fat Mouth
Love her or hate her… she’ll never shut up.
Ever wondered what’s really on Chealsea Handler’s mind, kittens? Neither has Mean Betty. That’s because the comedienne has no inner monologue. Her speech rolls out like word vomit and no one is safe from its path. Remind you of someone you know, lamb chops?
Chelsea, who is pals with Jennifer Aniston, went on diatribe against the home wrecking Angelina Jolie at her standup show in Newark, New Jersey this weekend. Even Mean Betty doesn’t possess enough venom to fill up the room like Chelsea did.
She said of Angie, “She’s a homewrecker, she is,” Chelsea started on Angie. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f***ing b***h.”
Mean Betty can’t decide if she’s relieved that someone finally put Angie in her place or if she fears for Chelsea’s life. Angelina runs Tinsel Town. Chels might be on A-list, but Angie invented it. What’s more, her father invented it before she invented it. No one talks smack about Mrs. Pitt-Jolie for a reason, pets. They don’t want to be blacklisted into oblivion.
Maybe Angie and Chels could just settle this the old fashioned way… with a mud pit, some string bikinis and a lot of margaritas. Jen Aniston could even join. Now THAT’s what Mean Betty calls entertainment, poppets.
Check out the video now, darlings. (Warning: Explicit Language)