Mean Betty on Christina Aguilera's National Anthem Flub

'...And the home of the pop stars who can't remember simple song lyrics!'

Mean Betty on Christina Aguilera’s National Anthem Flub

‘… And the home of the pop stars who can’t remember simple song lyrics!’

-Mean Betty

Christina Aguilera

Leave it to the NFL to hire a hack like Christina Aguilera to sing the most important song of the most widely watched football game of the year. She won’t mess up, right?

Mean Betty was simply moved to tears by Aguilera’s performance… because Mean Betty was laughing so much! How hard is it to sing the right lyrics? Apparently, pretty darn hard, especially for washed up pop singers!

“What so proudly we watched at the twilight’s last reaming”? C’mon now! That doesn’t even make sense!

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Too bad someone wasn’t feeding Aguilera the lyrics like Cameron Diaz was feeding A-Rod popcorn (um, gag?). Instead, she succeeded in embarrassing herself–and our country–with one illogical stream of botched lyrics. Mean Betty is sure her ex-hubby, Jordan Bratman, was howling on the floor with satisfied laughter. Mean Betty certainly was.

After the hasbeen screeched her way through the rest of the song, she released a statement to AP, saying, “I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”

Mean Betty hates to break it to you sweetheart, but the only thing that came through that trainwreck was the confirmation that the show is definitely over for you. Mean Betty suspected it when she saw Burlesque, but now, there’s not a doubt in Mean Betty’s mind: Christina Aguilera’s career is deader than dead.

At least she went out with a bang, right kittens?

xo,

Mean Betty

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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Christina Aguilera's National Anthem Flub

  1. bgittebardot says:

    I’ve heard worse. Much worse.

  2. Catca says:

    Calling Christina Aguilera washed up at this point is a bit premature. I think Mean Betty is being a bit too hard on Xtina when her wrath should be reserved for Cameron Diaz feeding ARod popcorn!

  3. K S says:

    “Instead, she succeeded in embarrassing herself–and our country–with one illogical stream of botched lyrics.”

    Oh, come on. She didn’t embarrass the whole country. I had a bigger problem with her “making the song her own” vocally than with the fact that she messed up the lyrics.

  4. ifuaskme2 says:

    I thought she was great. Somebody needed to modernize the lyrics anyway

  5. ugogirl says:

    and the lockets red hair, the bangs waving in air, gave me a fit at the twilight last night.

  6. littlequeenie29 says:

    Ok Mean Betty, I would like to disagree on this one. Everyone makes mistakes and I don’t think there is a person one that can say they have never screwed up on lyrics. I don’t necessarily like Christina Aquilera but dang, there is no one that is perfect. She screwed up, it’s over so get over it.

  7. dragons says:

    Most of the people criticizing Xtina have never sung solo in their lives. When the adrenaline takes over, it is VERY easy to forget a line. Ask any actor who has ever appeared in a play or any singer who has ever sung a song. She didn’t embarrass the country. She screwed up. She acknowledged it and apologized. Move on, people. Her interpretation, OTH, stunk!

  8. PhoenixRising says:

    Christina screwing up on the lines to “Starspangled Banner” wasn’t *anything* compared to Roseanne completely trashing our anthem a few years back.

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