Mean Betty on Confused Celebrities
Thinking straight proves to be just too darn hard for most of Hollywood.
Oh, Mean Betty just loves it when stars reveal how truly dumb they can be. As of late, they’ve been foolish enough to confuse the simplest things, like their own skin color, and which way is up. It provides the most pure form of joy, doesn’t it kittens?
Yes, my dear pets, that is Claudia Schiffer above. You know, the white, 100 percent German supermodel. It appears the modeling stereotype is true – the poor dear has lost too many brain cells walking runways and thinks she’s black now. In her blackface makeup and faux afro, she looks surely convinced of her skin color, no?
Mean Betty doesn’t know who to feel sorrier for: Claudia for her apparent identity crisis, or Mr. Karl Lagerfeld for having the absurd thought that this photo shoot would be a good idea. The duo apparently skipped out on history class, where they would’ve learned about racism and long-dead minstrel shows.
It’s so sad – the fashion industry has been fighting that “dumb and vapid” stereotype for so long, and then these two come along to ruin their efforts.
But wait, the fun isn’t over yet.
It seems Christina Ricci has forgotten which way is up. She pretends to be all smart and witty, attending a gala at the Museum of Modern Art, but even Mean Betty knows that cleavage should be seen from the top of a dress.
Silly Ricci – no one wants to see your boobs fighting with gravity and losing. Even Heidi Montag’s plastic orbs are more pleasant to look at – at least they’re headed in the right direction.