Mean Betty on Dina Lohan’s Flapping Mouth
Must Lindsay Lohan’s mother share every emotion she has with the press?
Why is it that every time a thought pops into Dina Lohan’s pea-sized brain she feels it her duty to call Radar Online and share it with the world, kittens? Hasn’t this woman ever heard of a therapist, or a journal?
Her latest rant about how hurt little Lindsay was when Gwyneth Paltrow made fun of her many visits to rehab on the television show Glee is just plain embarrassing, pets. In case you missed it, poor Linds was watching the hit show from Betty Ford when Gwynnie appeared playing a singing Spanish teacher who said to the class, “Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy, right?” And, she then quizzed the class en espanol, “How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to guess this would hurt Linsday’s feelings, poppets. But just in case you weren’t absolutely positive that the beleaguered Rehabista was affected by Gwynnie’s low blow, Dina made sure to affirm it to one of the largest gossip sites out there. Yes, world, Lindsay’s feelings were in fact hurt.
“Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth,” Mommy Lohan revealed, saying that Lindsay thought she and Gwyneth were pals!
“We are the first to make fun of ourselves in our family,” explained Dina. “And Lindsay has even done SNL a few times, but Gwyneth went overboard and it was unecessary.”
Thanks, Dina. The “news” wouldn’t be the same without your incessant call-ins to tabloids — and neither would your daughter’s life!
Mean Betty has no doubt that mommy Dina has been one of the top negative influences on Lindsay’s existence. Dina’s been letting LiLo go wild since birth and even joins her daughter at clubs for all-night benders. She’s also been publically bashing Lindsay’s maniacal father for years.
Mean Betty must pose this gnawing question before you now: Is there any chance that Lindsay’s downward drug spiral has everything to do with her wayward, self-indulgent, media whoring mama?
Opinions welcome, pets!