Mean Betty On Eva Longoria Getting The Best Revenge
Take that Tony Parker! Eva Longoria has a newer, younger hottie!
Well, well, well, kittens, cheaters never win! Ahem, Tony Parker! Maybe you should have thought twice about sending sexy text messages to your friend’s wifey, and stepping out on your far from Desperate, but soon to be former wife Eva Longoria.
Eva has come back with a bang! In typical Desperate Housewives style, she has taken up with a need we say much hotter, much younger man. Mean Betty gives you props, Eva!
According to the New York Post, Miss Longoria was spotted Christmas eve morning walking around barefoot in her garage in nothing but a sexy robe! And who was following close behind? None other than Penelope Cruz‘s hot hot hot younger brother Eduardo.
“He’s there at least three nights out of every four — he turns up and he leaves the next morning,” a source told OK! “They are trying desperately to stay beneath the radar.”
Eduardo is ten years younger than Eva! Mean Betty thinks this is an absolutely fantastic post-breakup rebound!
Naturally, Eva’s rep dismissed rumors that the actress and Spanish pop singer are dating, by pumping out the typical, “Eva and Eduardo are friends.” Riggghhhhtttt…. WITH BENEFITS!
Oh, Tony Parker, cheaters never win! Go Eva!!!