Mean Betty on Jennifer Aniston, Miley Cyrus and Their Razzie Nominations
It’s about time these actresses were recognized for how amazingly awful they are!
Forget the Golden Globes, the SAG awards and the Oscars — every year, Mean Betty gets her popcorn and cosmo ready for the biggest and best award show of the year: the Golden Raspberry Awards, aka the Razzies.
Hollywood may hate this celebration of the worst movies, actors and actresses of the year, but Mean Betty believes it’s the only award show that truly matters. After all, it confirms what Mean Betty has been preaching all year long, right kittens? Especially when it comes to the hilariously awful careers of Jennifer Aniston and Miley Cyrus.
The two ladies are both up for Worst Actress this year: Jennifer is nominated for both of her roles in The Bounty Hunter and The Switch (soon to be added to that list: Just Go With It), while Miley is nominated for the atrocity that was The Last Song. How Mean Betty wishes they can both take home a Golden Razzie!
But, Jen and Miley aren’t the only ones gaining Razzie buzz. In fact, Jessica Alba has done the seemingly impossible by being nominated for Worst Supporting Actress in THREE different flicks: The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, and Valentine’s Day.
Why, Mean Betty thinks Jessica’s people should send out a press release or something. It’s the only time we’ll see her name next to the word “nominated,” so they might as well milk it, right kittens?
Finally, it tickles Mean Betty to see all three of the Twilight losers on the Razzie’s nominees list. Yes, you poor Twihards, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are finally being called out for the vapid, untalented and ungrateful “actors” they are. Each are up for a Razzie for their work in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, and the movie as a whole is also a Worst Picture contender.
Well done, Razzies. Well done.
Mean Betty can barely contain her excitement for February 26, when the winners of the Golden Raspberry Awards will be announced. Until then, Mean Betty will be placing her bets on which of these nominees deserves the title of “the worst” the most. (Mean Betty is pushing for the Sex and the City 2 gals to win at least one. They deserve it, non?)