Mean Betty on Josh Duhamel
No more plane misbehavior for Mr. Tough Guy!
Hello, kittens! Did you see that marvelous news item about Mr.Fergie Josh Duhamel getting thrown off a plane because he refused to turn off his Blackberry?
Yes, sweeties, that pillar of the “entertainment” industry, the star of such cinematic masterpieces as Transformers and Win a Date with Tad Hamilton!, was escorted off a plane in New York City after he refused repeated requests to turn off his device.
That’s right, Josh! Who cares about airline regulations designed to keep millions of people safe when you must leave your Blackberry turned on? Mean Betty just loves to imagine what you’re texting about. You’ve got a foolproof plan to save the economy? You just helped scientists discover a new form of life? You want Fergie to wear some tighter hot pants at her next concert, because the ones she’s wearing aren’t tight enough? Mean Betty’s mind boggles at the possibilities!