Mean Betty on Katy Perry and Lady GaGa
What’s worse—shirtless men or boobs that shoot frosting?
Hello, my darlings! So much is happening in Celebrity World that Mean Betty hardly knows where to begin! LiLo’s must-have alcohol bracelet? Speidi’s heartbreaking “split”? No, kittens, let us turn now from these very important matters and focus instead on…little Katy Perry.
The songstress is apparently shocked by “Alejandro,” a new video from Lady GaGa, which features rosaries, crucifixes, naughty-nun outfits and legions of shirtless, muscular young men with no visible body hair whatsoever. Ms. Perry is not a fan.
“Using blasphemy as entertainment,” the blue-haired chanteuse intoned on Twitter, “is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”
Mean Betty isn’t surprised (actually, Mean Betty is never surprised) by Ms. Perry’s air of hard-core moral authority. For little Katy, as many of her fans may not know, began her show-business career as a Christian contemporary-music artist. In Christian contemporary music, no four-letter words are allowed, not even “fart.”