Mean Betty on Katy Perry
Why must Katy Perry bring sex to ‘Sesame Street’?
Mean Betty knows she can be hard on Katy Perry, but Ms. Perry just won’t do anything to change Mean Betty’s mind. What’s dear Katy’s offense today? Playing with Muppets while nearly nude. Quelle horreur!
Katy Perry found her way to Sesame Street and did a little duet with beloved Muppet Elmo. You see, Elmo had promised Katy that he would play dress-up with her, but then he changed his mind. Katy then launched into a modified version of her hit song “Hot and Cold.”
As Katy was doing her best impression of a bratty child, Mean Betty noticed that she was a little exposed. You see, Katy chose to appear on Sesame Street wearing a dress with a faux-corset bodice and sheer mesh that just barely covered her chest. The segment features Katy chasing Elmo around, and her cleavage plays a prominent part… and happens to be eye-level with Elmo’s red head.
What was she trying to do, give Elmo a furry little boner? Didn’t she realize she was on Sesame Street, a show where the most scandalous thing to happen is when Oscar the Grouch yells “Scram”? The audience who watches the show can barely count to five — but Mean Betty is sure that little kids would count 1, 2 boobs they didn’t want to see.
So, Sesame Street producers decided to pull the clip from the show after YouTube viewers complained about Katy’s outfit. Mean Betty can’t imagine why.
Children have their whole lives to watch pop stars trot around half-naked and listen to them sing about how hot it is to make out with other girls. Why can’t Katy cover up her cleavage just a little bit while she’s performing for kids and Muppets? Do it for the kids, Katy.