Mean Betty: Khloe Kardashian “I Had a Nip Slip and I Loved It!”
Ocne again, thanks for oversharing Khloe.
Oh that wacky Kardashian clan! Kittens is there anything, anything at all they won’t do or show on TV to garner ratings and fame? We’ve had the glorious opportunity to visually share Khloe Kardashian Odom’s visit to a gyno, seen Kourtney getting caught having sex in a bathroom, and Kim, well, Kim has shown everything, hasn’t she.
My little ewe lambs, Khloe, in her desire to quash her sisters in the popularity game, has gone where no Kardashian has gone before: she more or less flashed her boobs on a morning show. Yes, my baby kittens, for four minutes, Khloe and her nipple were winking at America on the Fox and Friends show.
Khloe, her nipple, and sister Kourtney were on the show to promote the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Khloe, the epitome of taste and style, wore a black top with sheer sides and sleeves. Whilst they were chatting with the two co-hosts, Khloe’s nipple received Khloe’s secret signal and waved at America. How or why no one, not the cast, the crew nor each of the Kardashians noticed a nipple waving and doing backstands on national TV is beyond Mean Betty. Maybe, they all just stopped paying attention to Khloe’s blabbering.
Lambies, ever get stuck in a conversation that you can’t get out of? Kittens, you just sit and nod, but your mind is in Tahiti? Perhaps that’s what happened to all and sundry on the show. Khloe started chatting and everyone, including her sister, tuned out. Lambkins, if I had to hear that grating tone day in and out, I’d probably do the same.
Mean Betty digresses. According to People, pre-show, Khloe’s stylist suggested that Khloe wear a bra with the top. Khloe knew best and the world saw a new star. After the show, Khloe’s momager called and informed her that her nipple was getting its own show seen all over America, to which our lovely and talented Khloe tweeted to the world (to make sure we all knew), “I had a nip slip and I loved it!”
Kittens, Khloe has singlehandedly ruined Katy Perry’s song for the rest of Mean Betty’s life.
Just like Mean Betty apologizes after swiping the butler’s secret stash of Patron, Khloe later apologized to all by then stating on her site, “On a more serious note though, to those who I offended, I am very sorry,” she said. “It truly was an accident.”
Kittens, forgive Mean Betty her lack of belief that this incident was truly an accident. Meanie thinks that the Kardashian clan really wants to turn E! into the Kardashian channel. All Kardashian, all the time.
The big question remains, who will be the co-stars in Khloe’s nipple reality show?