Mean Betty on Lady Gaga's Vanity Fair Drivel

Someone put a muzzle on Lady Gaga before all the little girls become little monsters-just like Gags planned.
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Mean Betty on Lady Gaga’s Vanity Fair Drivel

Someone put a muzzle on Lady Gaga before all the little girls become little monsters—just like Gags planned.

-Mean Betty

Lady Gaga for Vanity Fair

Mean Betty can just hear Lady Gaga now in her lair, sprawled across a cash and cocaine-laced davenport, laughing maniacally, “Wa Ha Ha Ha! I can say anything and they still love me! The world will soon be mine!” (Picture Brain from the cartoon Pinky and the Brain, only with a tighter derriere, yet strikingly similar facial features).

The latest knowledge bomb Gagaliscious dropped on Vanity Fair (oh, and the world) is cold hard proof that everyone should proceed with caution before worshipping this creature blindly. Mean Betty fears that some of her darling pets fail to see the utter derangement of the Monster Ball’s founder and CEO.

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Let Mean Betty explain, kittens. For days now, Mean has been worried that little girls might get their hands on this readily available magazine. If they can read (or even sound out the word c-o-c-a-i-n-e) they will sop up a tale of a line-sniffing outcast who claims her creativity is in her vagina. Not to worry, poppets, Lady Gaga admits to only using cocaine a couple times a year. Thus, the drug use is no biggie. Phew!

None of Gaga’s millions of young worshippers will be swayed to try drugs by this at all. Mean Betty is absolutement positive of it. Little girls never try to emulate their pop star heroes, oui?


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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on Lady Gaga's Vanity Fair Drivel

  1. girleegirl says:

    Every child from age 2-20 loves her.. She shouldn’t talk about drugs so casually!

  2. danggirl says:

    Haha love the last line of this mean betty!

  3. Fashionista says:

    Good point Mean Betty. Lady Gaga should shut her trap when it comes to drugs. Why she feels the need to talk about that stuff I don’t know.

  4. weetziebat says:

    Wow,does she look like Madonna in that second pic!! But I’m starting to think that Gaga is even more of a jerk than Madge.

  5. Discordia says:

    Lady Gaga just needs to go away.

  6. sugardaddy says:

    Apparently, the world didn’t get enough of Madonna the first time around. Way to cash in on an already-established image – now THAT’S creativity!

    Oh, and loved the article. We can always count on Mean Betty to be sardonic, just the way we like ‘em! XOXO

  7. roxie says:

    GAGA PLEASE GO AWAY FAR FAR AWAY SICK OF HEARING ABOUT YOU SICK OF LOOKING AT YOU MEAN BETTY AND ALL THE COMMENTS ARE RIGHT ON JUST GO AWAY IT’S NOT LIKE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT SHUT IT OFF WELL MY FRIENDS I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO READ A MAGAZINE LISTEN TO THE NEWS OR WATCH FAV INSIDER TV I WANT HER TO SHUT IT OFF.

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