Mean Betty on Mariah Carey as a Mommy
Does this boggle anyone else’s mind? Mean Betty imagines the future of Mariah’s baby.
Have you heard the news very convincing rumors, kittens? Mariah Carey is going to … gasp! … be a mother!
Truly pets, this is terribly hard for Mean Betty to imagine! Mariah Carey seems to be one of the more singularly self-obsessed people on the planet … which makes her so entertaining! But it’s truly going to blow her perfumed little mind to suddenly get booted off her flowered rope swing at the Center of the Universe. No?
Allow Mean Betty to gaze into her crystal ball and see the future of Little Baby M….
1. The baby will be named “Sparkles” or “Fluffy” or “Angel” and have a pink, glittery room to match….
…No matter what the gender.
Or: Hubby Nick Cannon says they already have baby names picked out:
“We’re gonna do it like George Foreman,” Nick said on his morning radio show on 92.3 NOW, People reported. “We’re gonna name all of our kids Mariah no matter if they’re boys or girls. … Mariah No. 1, Boy Mariah, Man Mariah, Tall Mariah. It’s gonna be a house full of people named Mariah.”
Who here thinks he’s joking?
2. Mommy Mariah’s going to import hordes of white kittens and doves as playmates for Baby M. Someone should put PETA on standby.