Mean Betty on Punching Matthew Fox in the Face
Matthew Fox punches party bus driver for not letting him on; driver punches back. Whatever is the world coming to?
There are many people Meanie often wishes she could punch in the face, kittens; not for nothing is she called Meanie, after all! But no matter how miffed Meanie may get at the butler for forgetting to add the proper garnish to her afternoon cocktail, Meanie refrains from actually punching him. It’s just not a thing we do in polite society. This is why Meanie is having rather a difficult time understanding why Matthew Fox should wish to punch the driver of a party bus, or why the party bus driver should wish to punch Matthew Fox. What is the world coming to, kittens?
The female bus driver claims that our dear Matthew tried to board her party bus without an invitation. When he was denied entry, he attempted to punch his way aboard, prompting her to punch back.Does this not seem entirely unnecessary? Meanie asked the pool boy and the gardener, and both thought so (though the gardener also noted that all he would have needed to do would be to brandish his gardening sheers at both parties and they would promptly cease and desist. Meanie does hire excellent help). This is not to say, however, that Meanie would have simply let sleeping dogs lie. Meanie prefers to use other weapons instead. A handful of choice words and a death stare really can open doors. Or shut them. Whichever is needed most in a given situation.
Of course, Meanie has heard that a certain amount of adult beverage was involved in the altercation, which she, to an extent, understands. Martinis do have a tendency to make one a tad overzealous. Furthermore, yes, Meanie understands wanting to defend yourself when being attacked. But Heather Bormann, the woman who punched back, is claiming that she may have broken her hand punching Matthew’s chiseled jaw and that she may press charges. Gasp! Really? How scandalous! But then Meanie took a look at the pictures of Miss Heather and came away somewhat puzzled. She looks… fine. Pictures of Matthew show that he looks fine, too, leading Meanie to believe that this whole incident was nothing more than some stupidity on both their parts, some flailing hands, and perhaps some falling onto pavement. Why, then, must Heather threaten to press charges? Meanie sees through your story: All you’re trying to do is hop on the celebrity train and ride it to a big fat paycheck.
Tasteless, is Meanie right, kittens?
Celebrity is as celebrity does, but sometimes, celebrity just needs a rest. Wouldn’t you agree?