Mean Betty on Rachel Uchitel
Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods mistress numero uno, is a quitter.
If someone offered Mean Betty half a million smackers to go to rehab you better believe she would stay the course. Most folks struggling with addiction can’t even afford to get treatment, kittens, but the leg-spreading socialite that boinks married men (a.k.a. Tiger Woods), Rachel Uchitel, has already escaped Celebrity Rehab 4 after one intense day of filming with no regard for the $500,000 she’s receiving to be on the show.
Were they not offering enough Valium and Percosets on set, Rachel? You poor little home wrecker. It must have been so difficult to get through a day without a dirty martini and no one’s husband around to schtoop.
A RadarOnline source said, “After a very intense day of filming, Rachel just couldn’t handle being at the Pasadena Recovery Center where Celebrity Rehab is filmed, and she decided to leave.” Filming is REALLY exhausting, pets. They probably didn’t even offer Rachel a Xanax after each take. Rehabilitation for TV can be so cruel and harsh, kittens.