Mean Betty on Real NJ Housewives Theresa and Danielle
Sex tapes and bankruptcy court. Just another day in the neighborhood!
Darling pets, Mean Betty has a confession to make. Mean Betty does not watch any of the “Real” Housewives as a general rule, because Mean Betty finds them just too entirely revolting. However, occasionally an episode will catch Mean Betty in its tractor beam of horror and fascination (Must. Look. Away! Can’t… tear … eyes … away … ! Have to watch! … Help me! …No more gel nails, pleeeeeaaasseee …), so Mean Betty is at least familiar with the vast cast of tacky, publicity-hungry characters.
Therefore it comes as only a mild surprise that table-flipping Theresa Giudice and her enabling meathead hubbie headed to bankruptcy court last October for a “fresh start.” Apparently it is possible to spend millions of dollars and STILL look that tacky. Amazing!
“While this is a personal matter, I realize that certain aspects of my private life will always be subject to scrutiny and distortion,” Giudice tells PEOPLE.
Hmm … yes … it could be expected that “certain aspects” of your “private life” will be made public, you hairsprayed little moron, because you star in a reality show about your life.
This startling revelation aside, it seems Theresa is happy to be getting her “fresh start” – which means, presumably, that she can get new credit cards to rack up.
“When people fall, the way to success is to get up and learn from our mistakes,” Theresa sagely says. “We are in that process.”
Meanwhile, while it’s hard to imagine anything is more mind-boggling than how someone could be $11 million in debt and still not have a single item of clothing with taste …