Mean Betty On The Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Split
The sexiest man alive can’t be attached to just one woman, pets.
The world took a collective gasp this week as word spread that Tinsel Town’s most do-able couple is headed for a divorce. That’s right, kittens, Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have hopped the train to Splitsville. Curious this should happen mere weeks after Ryan was named Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine. Perhaps he got the itch to start spreading his seed around like so many famous men did this year.
Mean Betty always knew this couple wouldn’t last, pets. Would you like to know why? Relationships that are built solely on sex appeal always have a shelf life. How much longer could RyRy keep living with a woman he fell “in love” with based entirely on looks? ScarJo may be drop dead gorgeous, but judging by her acting skills, her personality is about as exciting as drywall—not that Mean Betty has anything against drywall.
Scarlett Johansson is tres belle, lamb chops. No one on the planet can deny her that. Mr. Sexiest Man Alive put in a good two years trying to ignore the fact that his wife’s brain was basically an eggplant, but it seems he’s finally had the epiphany that there are greener pastures to graze out there.
Ryan is funny and bursting with gusto… He needs someone with a big personality and lots of opinions, someone that can make him laugh, someone like, say, hmmm … can you think of anyone, kittens?