Mean Betty On Suri Cruise And Shoes
Shoe stores are never the same after little Suri is done with them.
Ooh kittens, Mean Betty was so tickled pink when she saw Suri Cruise cavorting in high heels that she just had to make the butler dump her martini and whip up a pink, frosty Cosmo!
Yes, my little ewe lambs, doesn’t the pint-size beauty know what foot, er, shoe to put in front of the other! We’ve heard (countless times) from Katie on how little Suri has such unerring fashion sense that she, at the tender age of four knows her fashion dos from her don’ts! Katie and Tom like to boast about how Suri tells them what they can and cannot wear.
I’m sure the staff at the Holt Renfrew shop in Canada were positively delighted by the sprightly toddler’s minor destruction of their shop. After all, aren’t stores made to instantly become a playground for one’s child, especially if said child is a celebrity? Why should stores stay neat and nice, kittens, when it is so much more fun for a child to pretend to be a hurricane and whirlwind through its space knocking things down, right and left for other people to clean up? Kittens, it’s true, isn’t it, that other people should always take care of a child’s mess. Why bother the parent? Why bother with basic social niceties and common sense, when you have such brilliant, gifted offspring?
BTW- why is Katie Holmes dressed like a bag lady? Inquiring minds want to know!