Mean Betty on The "Apology” Owed to the White House Gate Crashers

The Salahis are back. And Mean Betty fears the end of civilization is nigh.
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Mean Betty on The “Apology” Owed to the White House Gate Crashers

The Salahis are back. And Mean Betty fears the end of civilization is nigh.

-Mean Betty


Remember The Salahis, kittens? You might better recall them by their nickname, The White House Gate Crashers. Ring a bell? Well, guess what? They’re back! And they want … an apology!


The delusional couple gave a truly eye-opening interview to, in which, among other things, they asked for an apology and showed off their extensive collection of star you-know-what-er memorabilia (Look! The Salahis with President Clinton! Look! The Salahi’s letter from George W. Bush! Look! The Salahis with Jay Leno!)

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“It would be nice if somebody apologized to us and for (the White House) to call it quits,” Tareq Salahi has the gall to say, as his wife Michaele looks on approvingly, wearing what appears to be the remains of the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland.

That’s right, pets. The White Houser should apologize, because it was actually a terrible misunderstanding and BAD MANNERS… Tareq elucidates, “I would certainly not treat anyone this way that comes to my house, even if there was a question about an invitation, or there was some miscommunication… I would still welcome anyone and be gracious.”

Quoth Michaele: “The American way is to love people.”

Oh and darlings, just in case you feared they planned the whole thing to get publicity, well, rest assured … “That’s 100 percent not the case,” says Michaele, who is of course, slated to appear in The Real Housewives of D.C.

Well okay then! We’ll certainly take your word for it!

Now, pets, Mean Betty knows that in a way, Mean Betty is adding to the problem here by given these dolts even more attention. But Mean Betty just can’t hold her tongue! Because Mean Betty is pretty sure that not only are these two not going to go away any time soon, but they’re probably only beginning their path for “fame” and “fortune” – in fact, reports that The Salahis are about to embark on a national media tour beginning with an interview on Inside Edition this week and moving on to Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today Show next week. Set your TIVOS!

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0 thoughts on “Mean Betty on The "Apology” Owed to the White House Gate Crashers

  1. the best way to make them go away is to give them no attention – if their ratings bomb, they will be gone – but too many of us tune im to watch these damaged people and give them air time – they are in the news because we put them there –

  2. Don’t they have JOBS? I mean, besides faking who you are and maing a huge deal about it, hopeing someone might actually listen? They won’t be able to write 5 pages of a story someone could possibly be interested in!

  3. this is what happens when rich parents leave too much money to their children when they die. they are rich but, have absolutely no real life experience other than being pretty people in front of a camera.
    fuckryin outloud people spend your money on yourselves before you die do not allow this sort of mental disease afflict your own children.

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