Mean Betty on The Clowns of the MTV VMAs
Snooki, Jared Leto, Katy Perry and other celebs must have confused the MTV VMAs with the circus!
Mean Betty would like to inform Snooki that sans poof she is a clown. With the poof she’s a drunk, midget slut, and that’s how we all like her, right kittens?
Never take your poof out again or Mean Betty will hunt you down and staple it to your head, Snooks.
Meat Curtains Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga must have cleaned out the butcher shop with her sirloin and roast beef ensemble. She not only made history for all her wins last night, she also made history for being the first celeb ever to have a butcher design her award show outfit.
Mean Betty is hungry. Can she borrow Gaga’s hat to toss on the grill?
Jared “The Hair” Leto
Did Sonic the Hedgehog get frosty tips, pets? Oh no, that’s just Jared Leto.